It's coming!

Sometimes I confuse equinox with the solstice. So, I googled equinox. The first hit was for the Equinox Gym and I saw the coming Apocalypse. It rode a pale horse and was clad in spandex, hurling ads and money into the space information had been. Where there was once democracy and freedom and dissemination of ideas there was now animated flash banners and dancing gifs offering me low mortgage rates.

I paused. I knew the end wasn't near. I was just having a freak out. So, I googled myself to make sure everything was okay and found a man with my name threatening me with a gun.